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Women wear heels to bed
Men are never impotent When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than enough Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob Women always orgasm when men do A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket All women are noisy fucks People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background A common and enjoyable sex practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum If there is two of them they "high 5" each other and the girl isn't disgusted Double penetration makes women smile Asian men don't exist There's a plot When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt Nurses suck patient's cocks Men always pull out Women never have headaches or periods When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it" Assholes are clean A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there Men don't have to beg When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip
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