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Old 7th September 2006, 20:30
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Default Things we have learned from Porn

Women wear heels to bed

Men are never impotent

When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than enough

Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm

Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men

Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob

Women always orgasm when men do

A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket

All women are noisy fucks

People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background

A common and enjoyable sex practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt

Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum
If there is two of them they "high 5" each other and the girl isn't disgusted

Double penetration makes women smile

Asian men don't exist

There's a plot

When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt

Nurses suck patient's cocks

Men always pull out

Women never have headaches or periods

When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it"

Assholes are clean

A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned

Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there

Men don't have to beg

When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip
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Old 8th September 2006, 10:48
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more pls! waahoooo!!
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Old 8th September 2006, 12:11
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lol this is totally true from almost all porn films. Think i should check the free talk area more often
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yah... still waiting for the update...
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Old 8th September 2006, 17:49
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LOL this is so true....
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Old 8th September 2006, 20:27
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yah... still waiting for the update...
Hey man I'm tapped out. Maybe some others will add some good ones in for us though.
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Im waiting update too.
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Old 9th September 2006, 08:23
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hah Thats great, we need more
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Old 19th September 2006, 11:01
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it's real that's the real life lol
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Old 22nd September 2006, 03:37
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hehehe funny! *g* and fuckin true yes
but there always so ugly men ... how the women do that??
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Old 25th September 2006, 09:11
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so true in the porn world
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Old 1st October 2006, 07:03
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Old 9th October 2006, 15:42
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quality m8 pmsl
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Old 10th October 2006, 06:57
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Women always orgasm when men do
LOL! Straight to it.
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true

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